Well, this is awkwardSorry, it looks like the video or page you’re looking for seems to have disappeared - or maybe it never existed to begin with.In the meantime, we invite you to visit the NBC home page.05n: Matt Dillon / Arctic Monkeys How to Order Sushi Like a CEO [FADE IN on a man in a business suit sitting at a sushi bar. Japanese Muzak plays in the background.]I'm a CEO type at a large business firm, so you can imagine I eat a lot of sushi. Like boatloads, like beaucoup sushi. When you sit down with clients at a Japanese restaurant, they don't often know what to order, except common things like edamame, and California rolls. That's why I paid someone to write this book. [He holds up a red book with a picture of himself holding chopsticks and grinning.] CEO: "How to Order Sushi Like a CEO." With my book, you'll learn how to wow them, leaving no doubt in their minds that you know sushi like Kristi Yamaguchi. [ENTER waitress in a kimono.] Waitress: Are you ready to order?

CEO: [presses palms together and bows] Arigato. I think I'll start with some toro. Whatever I get, I'm gonna be using a lot of namida, or, as uninformed call it, wasabi. Waitress: So, would you wrike another minute to decide? CEO: What about your uni? Is the uni good tonight? Waitress: So you would wrike sea urchin. CEO: [to camera] Impressive. She knows what uni is. CEO: You know what? I'll have some uni sashimi, a couple of mirugai, and maybe some ama ebi. Waitress: So you want sea urchin, giant cram, and sweet shreemp? CEO: [presses palms together and bows] Arigato. [The waitress gives a "screw-loose" expression to the camera and exits.] CEO: There's nothing I love more, except midmorning fellatio... than sitting with clients or associates, talking about figures, and eating fresh, authentic sushi. [The waitress sets a plate of sushi on the bar.]Look at that giant raw clam. I'm just gonna kiss this baby with a little shoyu sauce... or, as losers call it, soy sauce.

[He bends over the plate, lifts the clam to his mouth, and slurps it out of the shell. He gnashes his teeth and struggles to swallow it.] [He wipes his lips with a napkin and keeps gritting his teeth. After several seconds, he finally manages to swallow the clam.]Real Japanese people eat the real deal. For instance... like this sweet shrimp. [picks up plate and chopsticks] It's raw, and it's still got its head. [He stuffs the shrimp into his mouth and keeps his teeth clamped down. The tail sticks out as he starts looking ill.] [He covers his mouth with the napkin and surreptitiously spits the shrimp into it.] CEO: [wads up napkin and puts it on the bar] That is some phenomenal ama ebi. I'm all about the ama ebi. And I always like to top it off... [picks up plate] with... some uni. [picks up fish with chopsticks] I need to go to U-A meetings. This stuff is crazy good. [He places the piece of fish in his mouth, bites down, then turns smoothly to his left and spits it out onto the floor.

He takes a deep breath and wipes his mouth again.]So next time you go to a sushi bar... for a business dinner with associates, don't act like a zero... [He fumbles for his book and knocks a chopstick onto the floor.] CEO: Get my book and order like a CEO. Waitress: Anything else, Meester Douche? CEO: Apparently, that's my last name in Japanese. brown sushi rice water ratio [He winks and grins at the camera over applause. brown sushi rice honey The following is a partial list of Saturday Night Live commercial parodies. sushi east london deliveryOn Saturday Night Live (SNL), a parody advertisement is commonly shown after the host's opening monologue. jiro dreams of sushi master

Many of the parodies were produced by James Signorelli. Fast food, beer, feminine hygiene products, toys, medications, financial institutions, and automobiles have been frequent targets. The commercial parodies have even targeted the SNL producers. A self-parody commercial featured "The Best of the First 20 Minutes", a parody of Broadway Video's series of SNL compilation videos. fish for sushi san diegoIt offered a compilation of bits from the Cameron Diaz/Smashing Pumpkins September 1998 episode before that episode had even finished.sushi pack online games In 1991, Kevin Nealon and Victoria Jackson hosted a clip show featuring many commercials entitled Saturday Night Live Goes Commercial. where to buy sushi rice nz

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