Well, this is awkwardSorry, it looks like the video or page you’re looking for seems to have disappeared - or maybe it never existed to begin with.In the meantime, we invite you to visit the NBC home page.Saturday Night Live Season 31 Episode 14 on March 11, 2006 with host Matt Dillon and musical guest Arctic Monkeys. Summary: A group of college girls on their way to Spring Break in Cancun gab about the activities they will soon partake of. Note: When it comes time to announce Arctic Monkeys, Don Pardo completely blanks out. Summary: Though Matt Dillon didn't win the Academy Award, he indulges in reading his unused, hate-filled acceptance speech to the audience. Bio: Matt Dillon (1964-). 1980's teen idol, who starred in films like "The Outsiders" (1983) and "The Flamingo Kid" (1984); nominated for Best Supporting Actor Academy Award for his portrayal of a racist cop in "Crash" (2005). Summary: The online singles site where women can meet men who aren't afraid to commit - because they're unable not to.

Note: This commercial parody was cut from the dress rehearsal of last week's episode. Summary: Barry Bonds (Kenan Thompson) denies steroid use in the midst of scandal. Recurring Characters: Stuart Scott. An SNL Digital Short Summary: In "Doppelganger", cast members Seth Meyers, Andy Samberg and Will Forte scan the park for their dopplegangers while eating lunch outdoors. Two A-holes at a Travel Agency Summary: The two A-Holes (Jason Sudeikis, Kristin Wiig) can't make up their minds where they want to take a trip to. Recurring Characters: Male A-Hole, Female A-Hole. How To Order Sushi Like A CEO Summary: CEO (Matt Dillon) knows the exact jargon involved in order sushi like a professional, but doesn't seem to be enjoying his lunch. Summary: Jack Johnson (Andy Samberg) promotes shoes shaped like feet, for the casual person who prefers to walk around barefoot. Note: Repeat from 11/12/05. Summary: Hosting a podcast from a booth at Bennigan's, Brendan Kern (Jason Sudeikis) and Lane Singleton (Bill Hader) flirt with waitress (Kristin Wiig) and interview Julian (Andy Samberg), a childhood friend who picks up girls while using a fake French accent.

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Weekend Update with Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Summary: Dubai spokesman Farhad Nsar (Horatio Sanz) drops pop culture references while commenting on President Bush's reneged U.S. ports proposal. Mideast expert Will Forte sings an informative jingle that helps differentiate Shai, Sunnis and Kurds.sushi maki menu nutrition TV Land Variety Vaultsam's club sushi grade fish Summary: A lost television recording from 1961 features spookish Vincent Price (Bill Hader) hosting a Thanksgiving special with guests Don Knotts (Darrell Hammond), Katharine Hepburn (Kristin Wiig) and Rod Serling (Matt Dillon) breaking the fourth wall.sushi rolling mat target Recurring Characters: Vincent Price, Katharine Hepburn, Rod Serling.

Inner Harmony Relaxation Tape Summary: Frank (Matt Dillon) keeps improvising and speaking loudly while recording his part of the voiceover for a relaxation tape. Summary: Yet more personal injury hijinks with the Appalachian Emergency Room crowd. Recurring Characters: Receptionist, Percy Bo Dance, Nettie Bo Dance, Mrs. Denmont, Jake Denmont, Tyler. Arctic Monkeys perform "A Certain Romance" Summary: The DeCicco Brothers (Matt Dillon, Bill Hader) sell unicorns in all shapes and sizes to meet every unusual consumer need. Summary: Members of a space crew discuss ideas to prevent aliens from eating their brains. Summary: Spokesman (Jason Sudeikis) recommends the Tech Pack for a woman (Kristin Wiig) who's having a difficult time carrying all of her techno gizmos around. Summary: A woman (Rachel Dratch) sings the joys of McDonald's McNuggets. Recurring Characters: Ronald McDonald. Summary: Merv the Perv (Chris Parnell) interrupts a women's book club meeting.

Recurring Characters: Merv the Perv. The following is a partial list of Saturday Night Live commercial parodies. On Saturday Night Live (SNL), a parody advertisement is commonly shown after the host's opening monologue. Many of the parodies were produced by James Signorelli. Fast food, beer, feminine hygiene products, toys, medications, financial institutions, and automobiles have been frequent targets. The commercial parodies have even targeted the SNL producers. A self-parody commercial featured "The Best of the First 20 Minutes", a parody of Broadway Video's series of SNL compilation videos. It offered a compilation of bits from the Cameron Diaz/Smashing Pumpkins September 1998 episode before that episode had even finished. In 1991, Kevin Nealon and Victoria Jackson hosted a clip show featuring many commercials entitled Saturday Night Live Goes Commercial. In early 1999, Will Ferrell hosted a follow-up special. In late 2005 and in March 2009, the special was updated, featuring commercials created since the airing of the original special.